{"product_id":"emergency-goat-button","title":"Emergency Goat Button","description":"\u003cp class=\"custom-field custom-field__headline custom-field__type--text\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCue the goat, STAT! 🐐\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"custom-field custom-field__headline custom-field__type--text\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis 3-1\/2\" electronic Emergency Goat noisemaker includes four sounds — scream, bleat, kids and goats. Press the buttons whenever you need some goat in your life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"custom-field custom-field__headline custom-field__type--text\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e✦ Single electronic sound maker.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e✦ Produces four sounds at the touch of a button.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e✦ Batteries included! Hell yeah.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ARCHIE MCPHEE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56398303625382,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0279\/8023\/files\/goat_b81036ff-e1a0-45b1-9024-d9261c2dc9b4.png?v=1776700771","url":"https:\/\/edgeofurge.life\/products\/emergency-goat-button","provider":"Edge of Urge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}