{"product_id":"he-bought-a-house-postcard","title":"Postcard: He Bought a House","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis haunted house, he owns it!\u003c\/strong\u003e🏠💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Full-color postcard featuring an absurd vintage style book cover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStandard postcard size, 4\" x 6\".\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦Blank back for congratulations, condolences, or existential dread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ Created in Los Angeles, CA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for sending, displaying, or confusing your local mail carrier.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PAPERBACK PARADISE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46395175731366,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0279\/8023\/files\/houseuseme.jpg?v=1753312887","url":"https:\/\/edgeofurge.life\/products\/he-bought-a-house-postcard","provider":"Edge of Urge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}