{"product_id":"life-wants-you-dead","title":"Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself Safe","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFear!!! Scary, right? But what if the only thing we\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eshouldn't\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efear is fear itself?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Truly Hilarious!\" —Jack Handey, author of \u003ci\u003eDeep Thoughts\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn this era of economic turmoil, climate catastrophe, and cliques of cool teens just waiting to make fun of your shoes, we live in a heightened state of fear. We're afraid of the world and afraid of each other—but not nearly as afraid as we should be! And this absurdly hilarious survival guide demonstrates that being afraid of literally everything is the only guaranteed way to stay safe. Packed with lifesaving\/fear-fanning illustrations, sidebars, jump scares, chilling one-liners, and more, these pages will keep readers safe from the scourges of love, technology, birds, education, jackalopes, their own bodies, their homes, and the world outside their own bodies and homes. Includes a bonus foldout Fear Map lurking in the inside back cover. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSEVEN SCARY CHAPTERS TO KEEP YOU COMPREHENSIVELY APPREHENSIVE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour Body: It Isn’t a F*cking Wonderland, John Mayer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLove: They’re Trying to\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eSteal\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eYour\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eHeart\u003c\/i\u003e!!!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHome Is Where the Harm Is: You’re in a Hallway to Hell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGo Go Gadget Death: Surviving the Techpocalypse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Hippocratic Hoax: Defeating the Medical Menace\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMind-Fucked: How Education Kills\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBe the Fear You Want to Flee in the World\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CHRONICLE BOOKS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44686156103846,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0279\/8023\/files\/life.png?v=1703952625","url":"https:\/\/edgeofurge.life\/products\/life-wants-you-dead","provider":"Edge of Urge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}